Tydligen är det inne här att berätta vitsar om folk från Arkansas. Här kommer några smakprov:
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas .....
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books - poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are ya?"
"No," replies the man, "I'm from St. Louis."
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in St. Louis?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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