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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the sekritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole rilly seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a sekritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

Hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickshure of me. . . .



Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
You're Hired!